More details will be forthcoming here.  But let’s start with the basics:

WHO I AM

  • Name:  Michael Wolfe
  • Residence:  Fairfield County, Connecticut
  • Marital Status:  married and happy (99% of the time)
  • Children:  more than 1, less than 3, all the same age
  • Body Type:  simultaneously trim and loose, like a squeeze ball
  • Other Attributes:  self-deprecating, receding hairline, pop culture fanatic (music, film, television), enjoyer of fine foods and salty snacks

WHAT I’M DOING HERE

  • Publishing the short, occasionally humorous essays about the angst-driven life of the 40-something suburban parent
  • Maybe more, I haven’t figured it all out yet