OK, I’m cheating here a little (or a lot). I wrote much of this story years ago, and it actually ran in the Westport News at the time. But my mornings lately have looked a little similar, what with surly teenagers having taken over my house. So it seemed to be worth updating this story and including here on my own page. Might look a little familiar to a select few of you, but it’s been a while, so hopefully you don’t mind. Read on.
This year’s (and every year’s) edition of The Unofficial Marital Handbook clearly demands that couples need to “keep communication channels open and flowing between each other at all times”. According to the experts (thanks, Dr. Phil), a marriage only works by making sure there’s a consistently open and honest dialogue between partners, whereby each party feels comfortable sharing their insights and feelings at all times. Healthy communication equals a healthy marriage.
But does it always? Allow me to take the slightly contrarian point of view on this one. I’ve learned over the course of my marriage that a healthy relationship comes from knowing when to talk, but (perhaps more importantly) knowing when to seal your ignorant and deluded lips shut with carpenter’s glue. Continue reading